1. Aboriginal slang* for a diminutive penis**
2. An insufferable dramallama
3. One who faints suddenly and easily, like those goats on youtube
4. Cause of inexplicable and unwanted boners (See: twincest)
*(Not aboriginal or slang for anything).
** (Pitchiner is a naughty boy who lies)
I love my life.
Piki doll preview! :3 I can’t wait to print him out. Later today, hopefully! Meanwhile, I have GOT to answer some asks…
But this one doesn’t include his exquisite nipple ring…
here’s my vote to create an au in which me and pitchiner go around on his motorcycle calling all the others pitches a bunch of ‘beyonce legged little dicks’ before speeding off in a plume of exhaust fumes :D
Going to be attempting to write NDU angst soon, so I figured I’d try to make up for it beforehand.
Nightmare Galleon with a bit of a twist. (Oh-ho)
oooooooook my face is burning jesus woman
In which Pitchiner grows up in a small town, meets his uncle, breaks his nose, and learns to stop worrying and love his body.
((Explicit content; sex and violence; Trigger Warning for homophobia and slurs.))
oh your writing is just DELICIOUS AHHHHHHHhhhhhHHHH this was such a pleasure to read :’DDDDDD
It took Mr Pickles a long time to decide whether or not he wanted to accept Tarminator’s heartfelt request to join him at the Guardian’s Ball…
But he said yes.